How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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