im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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