Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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