i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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