so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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