I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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