I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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