We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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