I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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