So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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