fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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