I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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