Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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