Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
