You work out of a Hotel?
high people should be assigned attendants
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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