You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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