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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?

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Been there

Submitted by mininacho123 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:44pm

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Count your lucky stars you woke up at all!

Submitted by turbopanzer on Mar 8, 10 at 4:10pm

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NanananananananaNananananananana, CAT SCAN!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:20pm

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That's nothing. Do you know how scary it is to wake up in a Scantron after a heavy night of studying. \n\nSeriously, OT stop drinking so much or you might wake up in the morgue of the hospital.

Submitted by maskedman on Mar 8, 10 at 4:15pm

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- how does one wake up in a scantron?
  
  Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 8, 10 at 4:45pm
  
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  - @444..hilarious
    
    Submitted by bobcat on Mar 9, 10 at 4:02am
    
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4:34 is fucking retarted. A catscan isn't in the morgue

Submitted by ridleylax21 on Mar 8, 10 at 9:16pm

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wow, what an accomplishment. what a waste of doctors and nurses time. grow up!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 3:02am

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been there done that

Submitted by samclovin2323 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:08am

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Maskedman... You cant "wake up" in a morgue...

Submitted by sandra143 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:34pm

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what the fuck happened man? did you get so wasted you fell off a pickup truck or something?

Submitted by metrian835 on Mar 8, 10 at 7:59pm

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haha morgue fail

Submitted by Zulu44 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:42am

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CT scans are sooooo not scary; now waking up in an MRI would definately be terrifying

Submitted by Bonsai89 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:17am

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Lmfao this guys a fucking irresponsible shitbag, lol.

Submitted by cazzo on Mar 8, 10 at 6:49pm

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I've been there, still have the deviated septum to prove it

Submitted by hdb222 on Mar 8, 10 at 10:40pm

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BULLSHIT!

Submitted by amb1991 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:00am

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omg that would be sooo scary, like obvs

Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 4:54pm

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As one of the people stuck with caring for (not about) your drunk ass... You are neither funny nor original.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 1:42pm

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not gunna lie, that'd scare the fuck out of me

Submitted by meowmeowballs on Mar 8, 10 at 5:40pm

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Wow....loosee

Submitted by fool on Mar 8, 10 at 4:08pm

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In soviet puerto Rico, alcohol drinks u!

Submitted by evanescentghost on Mar 8, 10 at 10:49pm

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Exactly!

Submitted by maskedman on Mar 8, 10 at 5:56pm

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If u were in the morgue u wouldn't be waking up lol

Submitted by turn3771 on Mar 8, 10 at 5:18pm

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It's CT not cat...you think they named a radiology machine after a nickname for a feline? Come on

Submitted by grandmasboy on Mar 8, 10 at 9:25pm

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- actually it is CAT scan. short for Computerized Axial Tomography.
  
  Submitted by goggleboy on Mar 8, 10 at 10:47pm
  
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  - actually, both can be used... http://www.radiologyinfo.org/en/info.cfm?pg=bodyct \nno one is wrong.
    
    Submitted by blahblahhh on Mar 9, 10 at 6:22am
    
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http://girlonthetoilet.tumblr.com/

Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 9, 10 at 2:06pm

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Why yes, yes i do

Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 9, 10 at 2:52am

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Yep. It's terrifying.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 5:03pm

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Wow. ...first!

Submitted by mcb0151 on Mar 8, 10 at 3:56pm

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Submitted by mininacho123 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:44pm

Submitted by turbopanzer on Mar 8, 10 at 4:10pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:20pm

Submitted by maskedman on Mar 8, 10 at 4:15pm

Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 8, 10 at 4:45pm

Submitted by bobcat on Mar 9, 10 at 4:02am

Submitted by ridleylax21 on Mar 8, 10 at 9:16pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 3:02am

Submitted by samclovin2323 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:08am

Submitted by sandra143 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:34pm

Submitted by metrian835 on Mar 8, 10 at 7:59pm

Submitted by Zulu44 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:42am

Submitted by Bonsai89 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:17am

Submitted by cazzo on Mar 8, 10 at 6:49pm

Submitted by hdb222 on Mar 8, 10 at 10:40pm

Submitted by amb1991 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:00am

Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 4:54pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 1:42pm

Submitted by meowmeowballs on Mar 8, 10 at 5:40pm

Submitted by fool on Mar 8, 10 at 4:08pm

Submitted by evanescentghost on Mar 8, 10 at 10:49pm

Submitted by maskedman on Mar 8, 10 at 5:56pm

Submitted by turn3771 on Mar 8, 10 at 5:18pm

Submitted by grandmasboy on Mar 8, 10 at 9:25pm

Submitted by goggleboy on Mar 8, 10 at 10:47pm

Submitted by blahblahhh on Mar 9, 10 at 6:22am

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