I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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