Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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