i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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