i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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