I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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