I heard we made out
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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