Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She announced her abortion via fbk
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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