did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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