hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Small penises have feelings too.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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