im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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