C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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