So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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