This girl is more easily done than said...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
