What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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