i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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