Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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