We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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