Don't you send me to vm
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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