yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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