Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
