We'll take the 220 yards and 3 touchdowns- looks like another awesome QB for Purdue!
At the bar, well, who gives a $hit as long as he gets it done on the field. Now if the defense wouldn't give up 500 yards...
Let's have a hand for those people with unrealistic expectations of who they "deserve!" Well, no, wait, they'll be using their own hands, that's right. Nevermind.
Holy shit. I cannot believe my text has gotten so much attention. I went to Wabash College and frequented the Neon Cactus on Thursday nights, where I saw Curtis Painter get shut down...on quarter-beer night.
I'm surprised. Even if you're the quarterback for a large college that kinda sucks, it's not at all difficult to get some.
P...I...T...T... Lets Go PITT!!
Ouch! But if he is ugly or fat sometimes money can't help. Should have stayed with hookers. For the right price they always say yes - and you might even get to fuck them in the ass!
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