So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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