I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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