I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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