Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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