So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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