im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I'm really busy with my period
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