4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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