So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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