If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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