I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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