Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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