my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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