Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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