No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
These tits shall not be calmed
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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