It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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