I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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