escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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