You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
