The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's official drugs can't kill me
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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