i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Randomize