Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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