I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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