I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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