I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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